GEDDIT? Because he would prefer not to? And he's a scrivener? #melvillereferencesftw
I think this is my first time shipping someone who isn't even in the comic [yet]. I'm not even going to try to justify this, it just popped into my head and wouldn't stay away. And Duane has his cloak from chapter two, because it's the best cloak.
They could bite off all kinds of things! (Some of those things might be rotted off and gone, but that minor detail is not going to change my hypothetical Murkoph/Duane erotic fanfiction.)